PISSMAN
SMALL BAG.
BIG PURPOSE.
No bladder. No surrender. One stubborn hero against a city that has learned to look away.
A hero no one
ordered.
Pissman turns a permanent urostomy into the strangest weapon in Pisscity. The joke is outrageous. The mission is real.
Fight through corrupt systems, help the people they ignore, and keep your equipment intact long enough to make it home.
Control the flow.
Four connected systems. Every advantage has a cost.
VOLUME
Your reservoir is your ammunition. Fire to spend it; save it to build force.
PRESSURE
Greater range and impact. Also a very good reason to check the wafer.
TOXICITY
Corrosive power rises. So does the danger to Pissman.
MUCUS
One blockage can turn a controlled fight into an emergency.
Everybody has a stake in Pisscity.
Citizens need help. Shitman's network moves beneath the streets. A doctor who knows the truth waits inside a hospital run by the wrong people.
Meet PisscityGuys... it’s literally urine.
— Pissman, to his accidental followers
PISSMAN IS NOW
PLAYABLE.
The first functional vertical slice is running in Godot 4.7.2 and has been successfully played by a human. Pisscity has a working hero. Dr UTI has a problem.
Early prototype, early days. The first playtests are helping tune combat, resource balance and level pacing.
See the honest progress