01 / THE HERO
PISSMAN
No bladder. No surrender.
Stubborn, resourceful and decidedly unwilling to abandon Pisscity. His permanent ileal conduit powers a fighting style no ordinary adversary can match.
THE BAGGED HEROPISSMAN UNIVERSE / CHARACTERS
CHARACTERS
A real hero, a dubious dragon, a doctor with answers, and the threat waiting behind it all.
02 / THE ENTREPRENEUR
LRBD
LESSER RUSSIAN BLANKET DRAGON
Merchant, advisor and the reason HQ has a price list. LRBD handles supplies, upgrades and Pissman’s more questionable preparations.
HQ MERCHANT03 / THE ALLY
ARACELLE
“I made you Pissman. Now go piss it up.”
A capable doctor and Pissman’s creator. She stands for the people inside medicine who try to help when an institution fails.
NOT ALL DOCTORS ARE ENEMIES04 / THE SHADOW
SHITMAN
The Brown Menace.
A powerful threat with a network spread through Pisscity. Pissman’s fight will eventually reach him.
ULTIMATE VILLAIN05 / THE FIRST SLICE ANTAGONIST
DR UTI
Every complaint. Same diagnosis.
At the planned Clinic Annex, he calls almost everything a UTI before properly assessing anyone. Pissman intends to make room for an independent assessment.
FICTIONAL DOCTOR BOSSARACELLE “I didn't give you that conduit merely to carry urine.”
PISSMAN “You could have mentioned that earlier.”
ARACELLE “You never read your discharge papers.”
Developed dialogue concept; in-game placement is not final.